every fucking time this gets me
am I the only one that tries to say it everytime?
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
when people refer to me as “friend” i get really surprised because i assume most people hate me